
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish!
Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an uncharted future.

An evening with Pieter-Dirk Uys
PDU uses the f-word to fight fear. Fun. Come and join him and laugh at those who deserve to be laughed at!

Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma. 1981 and today rollick hand in hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It’s even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus.
Our history as it should have been. From the Drommedaris, to the Great Trek, Blood River, the National Party in 1948, apartheid, to the birth of democracy and the reality of today…

An Evening with Evita Bezuidenhout
A Command Performance with the most famous white woman in South Africa as she gives her State of the Nation address.
Upcoming Events
Feb
24
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Feb 24 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Mar
9
Sat
2019
20:00
Angel Campey
Angel Campey
Mar 9 @ 20:00 – 21:00

Evita se Perron is making some minor changes to bring the timetables for Theatre Shows and Restaurant Service into[...]
Mar
15
Fri
2019
20:00
Bottomless Coffee Band
Bottomless Coffee Band
Mar 15 @ 20:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDlk8_BRgZw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nOGgo8bz4c
Mar
16
Sat
2019
19:00
Ouma Ossewania Praat Vuil (in Af...
Ouma Ossewania Praat Vuil (in Af...
Mar 16 @ 19:00

Daar is drie Poggenpoels in Pieter-Dirk Uys se lewe: Evita Bezuidenhout gebore Evangelie Poggenpoel in 1935, haar suster Bambi Kellermann[...]
Mar
17
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Mar 17 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Mar
21
Thu
2019
14:00
Evita’s Human Rights
Evita’s Human Rights
Mar 21 @ 14:00
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831
19:00
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Mar 21 @ 19:00

‘NEVER TOO NAKED’ has Bambi sharing the experience of leaving South Africa in the late 1950s, finding freedom in the[...]
Mar
22
Fri
2019
14:00
When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Mar 22 @ 14:00

New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
Mar
23
Sat
2019
14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Mar 23 @ 14:00

The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
19:00
Bambi Sings the F.A.K. Songs – a...
Bambi Sings the F.A.K. Songs – a...
Mar 23 @ 19:00

Evita’s younger sister, Bambi Kellermann, is already known through her Weimar cabarets with Godfrey Johnson. Her performance includes songs by[...]
Mar
24
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Mar 24 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Mar
30
Sat
2019
14:00
When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Mar 30 @ 14:00

New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
19:00
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Mar 30 @ 19:00

‘NEVER TOO NAKED’ has Bambi sharing the experience of leaving South Africa in the late 1950s, finding freedom in the[...]
Mar
31
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Mar 31 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
6
Sat
2019
14:00
Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Apr 6 @ 14:00

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
19:00
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Apr 6 @ 19:00

‘NEVER TOO NAKED’ has Bambi sharing the experience of leaving South Africa in the late 1950s, finding freedom in the[...]
Apr
7
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 7 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
13
Sat
2019
14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Apr 13 @ 14:00

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Apr
14
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 14 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
19
Fri
2019
14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Apr 19 @ 14:00

The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
Apr
20
Sat
2019
14:00
When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Apr 20 @ 14:00

New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
20:00
Albert Frost
Albert Frost
Apr 20 @ 20:00
Poster and details to follow Evita se Perron is making some minor changes to bring the timetables for Theatre Shows[...]
Apr
21
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 21 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
22
Mon
2019
14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Apr 22 @ 14:00

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Apr
27
Sat
2019
14:00
Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Apr 27 @ 14:00

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
Apr
28
Sun
2019
14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 28 @ 14:00

Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
30
Tue
2019
14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Apr 30 @ 14:00

The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
May
1
Wed
2019
14:00
Evita’s Worker’s Day
Evita’s Worker’s Day
May 1 @ 14:00

Evita’s Workers’ Day On 1 May most workers in South Africa are not working because it is Workers’ Day. It[...]
Pieter-Dirk Uys new shows. Works in Progress.
Ticket Price R135 p/p, includes Show, a light supper and a glass of wine.
- “Never too Naked” - Friday 8 February at 19h00, Thursday 21 March at 19h00, Saturday 30 March at 19h00, Saturday 6 April at 19h00
- Ouma Ossewania Praat Vuil (in Afrikaans) - Saturday 16 March at 19h00
- Bambi Sings the F.A.K. Songs - Saturday 23 March at 19h00
Summaries of Pieter-Dirk Uys and Evita Bezuidenhout shows, please note - no Children under 8 are allowed for Pieter-Dirk Uys shows.
Restaurant Menu, it may not always be possible to provide the full menu in the Theatre Restaurant on a show day. Please check for Show menu when booking.