Date and Time of Show

Feb
24
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Feb 24 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Mar
9
Sat
2019
20:00 Angel Campey
Angel Campey
Mar 9 @ 20:00 – 21:00
Angel Campey @ Evita se Perron
  Evita se Perron is making some minor changes to bring the timetables for Theatre Shows and Restaurant Service into[...]
Mar
15
Fri
2019
20:00 Bottomless Coffee Band
Bottomless Coffee Band
Mar 15 @ 20:00
Bottomless Coffee Band @ Evita se Perron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDlk8_BRgZw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nOGgo8bz4c    
Mar
16
Sat
2019
19:00 Ouma Ossewania Praat Vuil (in Af...
Ouma Ossewania Praat Vuil (in Af...
Mar 16 @ 19:00
Ouma Ossewania Praat Vuil (in Afrikaans) - a work in progress with Pieter-Dirk Uys: @ Evita se Perron
Daar is drie Poggenpoels in Pieter-Dirk Uys se lewe: Evita Bezuidenhout gebore Evangelie Poggenpoel in 1935, haar suster Bambi Kellermann[...]
Mar
17
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Mar 17 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Mar
21
Thu
2019
14:00 Evita’s Human Rights
Evita’s Human Rights
Mar 21 @ 14:00
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831
19:00 Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Mar 21 @ 19:00
Never too Naked - a work in progress with Pieter-Dirk Uys @ Evita se Perron
‘NEVER TOO NAKED’ has Bambi sharing the experience of leaving South Africa in the late 1950s, finding freedom in the[...]
Mar
22
Fri
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Mar 22 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
Mar
23
Sat
2019
14:00 The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Mar 23 @ 14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
19:00 Bambi Sings the F.A.K. Songs – a...
Bambi Sings the F.A.K. Songs – a...
Mar 23 @ 19:00
Bambi Sings the F.A.K. Songs - a work in progress with Pieter-Dirk Uys: @ Evita se Perron
Evita’s younger sister, Bambi Kellermann, is already known through her Weimar cabarets with Godfrey Johnson. Her performance includes songs by[...]
Mar
24
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Mar 24 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Mar
30
Sat
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Mar 30 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
19:00 Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Mar 30 @ 19:00
Never too Naked - a work in progress with Pieter-Dirk Uys @ Evita se Perron
‘NEVER TOO NAKED’ has Bambi sharing the experience of leaving South Africa in the late 1950s, finding freedom in the[...]
Mar
31
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Mar 31 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
5
Fri
2019
20:00 Craig Lucas
Craig Lucas
Apr 5 @ 20:00
Craig Lucas @ Evita se Perron
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd4nrVc2rWg  
Apr
6
Sat
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Apr 6 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
19:00 Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Never too Naked – a work in prog...
Apr 6 @ 19:00
Never too Naked - a work in progress with Pieter-Dirk Uys @ Evita se Perron
‘NEVER TOO NAKED’ has Bambi sharing the experience of leaving South Africa in the late 1950s, finding freedom in the[...]
Apr
7
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 7 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
12
Fri
2019
20:00 Jan Blohm
Jan Blohm
Apr 12 @ 20:00
Details to follow shortly.
Apr
13
Sat
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Apr 13 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Apr
14
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 14 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
19
Fri
2019
14:00 The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Apr 19 @ 14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
Apr
20
Sat
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Apr 20 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
20:00 Albert Frost
Albert Frost
Apr 20 @ 20:00
Poster and details to follow Evita se Perron is making some minor changes to bring the timetables for Theatre Shows[...]
Apr
21
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 21 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
22
Mon
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Apr 22 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Apr
27
Sat
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Apr 27 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
Apr
28
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Apr 28 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Apr
30
Tue
2019
14:00 The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Apr 30 @ 14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
May
1
Wed
2019
14:00 Evita’s Worker’s Day
Evita’s Worker’s Day
May 1 @ 14:00
Evita’s Worker’s Day
Evita’s Workers’ Day On 1 May most workers in South Africa are not working because it is Workers’ Day. It[...]
May
24
Fri
2019
19:00 Juan Boucher
Juan Boucher
May 24 @ 19:00
Juan Boucher @ Evita se Perron
We are making some minor changes to bring the timetables for Theatre Shows and Restaurant Service into line with the[...]
Jun
15
Sat
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Jun 15 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
Jun
16
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Jun 16 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Jun
17
Mon
2019
14:00 Evita’s Youth Day
Evita’s Youth Day
Jun 17 @ 14:00
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Details to follow
Jun
22
Sat
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Jun 22 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
19:00 Work in Progress
Work in Progress
Jun 22 @ 19:00
More details to follow.
Jun
23
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Jun 23 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Jun
29
Sat
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Jun 29 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
19:00 Work in Progress
Work in Progress
Jun 29 @ 19:00
More details to follow.
Jun
30
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Jun 30 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Jul
6
Sat
2019
14:00 Xmas in July
Xmas in July
Jul 6 @ 14:00
Xmas in July @ Evita se Perron
Also available     Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or[...]
19:00 Work in Progress
Work in Progress
Jul 6 @ 19:00
More details to follow.
Jul
7
Sun
2019
14:00 Xmas in July
Xmas in July
Jul 7 @ 14:00
Xmas in July @ Evita se Perron
Also available     Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or[...]
Jul
13
Sat
2019
14:00 Xmas in July
Xmas in July
Jul 13 @ 14:00
Xmas in July @ Evita se Perron
Also available     Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or[...]
19:00 Work in Progress
Work in Progress
Jul 13 @ 19:00
More details to follow.
Jul
14
Sun
2019
14:00 Xmas in July
Xmas in July
Jul 14 @ 14:00
Xmas in July @ Evita se Perron
Also available     Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or[...]
Jul
20
Sat
2019
14:00 Xmas in July
Xmas in July
Jul 20 @ 14:00
Xmas in July @ Evita se Perron
Also available     Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or[...]
19:00 Work in Progress
Work in Progress
Jul 20 @ 19:00
More details to follow.
Jul
21
Sun
2019
14:00 Xmas in July
Xmas in July
Jul 21 @ 14:00
Xmas in July @ Evita se Perron
Also available     Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or[...]
Aug
17
Sat
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Aug 17 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
Aug
24
Sat
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Aug 24 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Aug
25
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Aug 25 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Sep
1
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Sep 1 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Sep
6
Fri
2019
16:00 Perron – Voorkamerfest 2019
Perron – Voorkamerfest 2019
Sep 6 @ 16:00 – Sep 8 @ 17:00
Perron - Voorkamerfest 2019 @ Evita se Perron
Tannie Evita on her Life changing experience in 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCN7X70qUbw&feature=youtu.be
Sep
21
Sat
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Sep 21 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
Sep
22
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Sep 22 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Sep
23
Mon
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Sep 23 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Sep
28
Sat
2019
14:00 The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Sep 28 @ 14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
Sep
29
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Sep 29 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Oct
12
Sat
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Oct 12 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Oct
13
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Oct 13 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Oct
19
Sat
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Oct 19 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
Oct
20
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Oct 20 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Oct
26
Sat
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Oct 26 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
Oct
27
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Oct 27 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Nov
2
Sat
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Nov 2 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
Nov
3
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Nov 3 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Nov
9
Sat
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Nov 9 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
Nov
10
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Nov 10 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Nov
23
Sat
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Nov 23 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Nov
30
Sat
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Nov 30 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
Dec
1
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Dec 1 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Dec
7
Sat
2019
14:00 The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Dec 7 @ 14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
Dec
8
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Dec 8 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Dec
14
Sat
2019
14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
Dec 14 @ 14:00
An Audience with Pieter-Dirk EISH!
  Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an[...]
Dec
15
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Dec 15 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Dec
16
Mon
2019
14:00 Evita’s Reconciliation Day
Evita’s Reconciliation Day
Dec 16 @ 14:00
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Details to Follow
Dec
19
Thu
2019
14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree
Evita’s Xmas Tree
Dec 19 @ 14:00
Evita's Xmas Tree
  Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the[...]
Dec
20
Fri
2019
14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree
Evita’s Xmas Tree
Dec 20 @ 14:00
Evita's Xmas Tree
  Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the[...]
Dec
21
Sat
2019
14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree
Evita’s Xmas Tree
Dec 21 @ 14:00
Evita's Xmas Tree
  Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the[...]
Dec
22
Sun
2019
14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree
Evita’s Xmas Tree
Dec 22 @ 14:00
Evita's Xmas Tree
  Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the[...]
Dec
23
Mon
2019
14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree
Evita’s Xmas Tree
Dec 23 @ 14:00
Evita's Xmas Tree
  Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the[...]
Dec
24
Tue
2019
14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree
Evita’s Xmas Tree
Dec 24 @ 14:00
Evita's Xmas Tree
  Wrap up our world with a smile Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the[...]
Dec
27
Fri
2019
14:00 Adapt or Fly
Adapt or Fly
Dec 27 @ 14:00
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with[...]
Dec
28
Sat
2019
14:00 When in doubt, say darling
When in doubt, say darling
Dec 28 @ 14:00
When in doubt, say darling @ Evita se Perron
  New Pieter-Dirk Uys show for Evita se Perron and the world A new show about forgetting, forgiving, remembering, faking,[...]
Dec
29
Sun
2019
14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Dec 29 @ 14:00
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus Our history as it should have[...]
Dec
30
Mon
2019
14:00 The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise
Dec 30 @ 14:00
The Echo of a Noise
The Echo of a Noise Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and[...]
Dec
31
Tue
2019
14:00 Evita’s Goodbye to 2019
Evita’s Goodbye to 2019
Dec 31 @ 14:00
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831 Details to follow

At Evita se Perron:  Pieter-Dirk Uys and Tannie Evita shows

When in doubt, say darling

Pieter-Dirk Uys is sorting out 40 years of distress, disguise and disgust: from apartheid to tripartite, from amandla to Nkandla, from Brexit to Zexit. Wigs, glasses, wagging fingers, toyi-toyis, red berets, trump cards of madness, icons and aikonas; from Bezuidenhouts to Alzheimers. At a time when a casual greeting or embrace can be seen as racist or harassment, the advice is simple: when in doubt, say darling. If you can’t remember their names, just say darling. So see you in Darling, darling.

The Echo of a Noise

Now in his 73rd year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and hints at the challenges ahead of making the impossible even more extraordinary. The book is also available.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been: a revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Kaktus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, to the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression. 

An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk EISH!

Pick-a-Box or Kies-‘n-Doos? Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an uncharted future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices made by the audience, which might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!

Adapt or Fly

It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema’s recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that ‘all cowards can go if they can’t take the future here. They can adapt or fly!’ A new title for a new minefield and we rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics.

An Evening with Evita Bezuidenhout

A Command Performance with the most famous white woman in South Africa as she gives her State of the Nation address.

An Evening with Pieter‑Dirk Uys

PDU uses the f‑word to fight fear. Fun. Come and join him and laugh at those who deserve to be laughed at!

W.I.P.

A work in progress: Pieter-Dirk Uys shares his latest musings with his audience, who will have a rare and unique look at how new material is developed into the next show.

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Other seasonal shows, holiday shows and charity shows

 

Evita’s Freedom Day: 27 April

Tannie Evita focuses on freedom and reminds us of where we come from so we can celebrate where we are going.

Evita’s Human Rights: 21 March

For many South Africans, the Constitution that protects us all today also introduced a new awareness: we all have rights. We are not only human, we are also citizens of a nonracial, nonsexist (and sometimes nonsensical) democracy and are free to ask questions. Evita has been in politics all her life, often not through choice, and that reflects so many of our lives today. Let us realize that politics is here today and gone tonight. It is our right to demand answers. It is our right to expect more from government. It is our right to laugh at the corrupt, the lazy, the careless and the arrogant in politics. Maybe they will go away!

Evita’s Reconciliation Day: 16 December

The 16th of December was always a painful reminder of how wrong things had gone. It was an official celebration of segregation and separateness. Dingaan’s Day, Bloedrivierdag, The Day of the Vow reminded a majority that the Vow was aimed against them. Today we reconcile. We have accepted the ‘mock’ in democracy and isolated the ‘con’ in reconciliation and yet in spite of all the doubts, South Africa can still look forward to a happy future and laugh together at the discomforts of the past. Join Tannie Evita as she reconciles yesterday with tomorrow by remembering it all today.

Evita’s Workers’ Day: 1 May

On 1 May most workers in South Africa are not working because it is Workers’ Day. It seems the only one working is Evita Bezuidenhout!

Evita’s Xmas Tree: during December and July

Wrap up our world with a smile. Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the chimney. Her reindeer  do not soil the gravel path outside the fences of Evita se Perron and she does not sit in judgement of small children and their naughty acts of life. She also doesn’t give out presents to everyone. But her piano is groaning under the pile of gifts, tinsel, wrappings and secrets. Join Evita as she prepares for her ultimate Xmas, and realise that to celebrate family, friends and yourself, you don’t really need an official reason. Every day at Evita se Perron is a holiday. Some of those can be Xmas as well.

Swartland Spring Flowers with Tannie Evita: Mid-September

Darling and the Swartland are blessed with over one thousand species of wild flowers that are not found anywhere else in the world. Why? Because the Ice Age never came to Darling. (The National Party came to Darling, but never the Ice Age!). So come and smell the flowers of hope, sneeze away the pollen of fears and make this visit to Evita se Perron a celebration of another Spring with Tannie Evita.

Xmas in July: on Saturdays and Sundays

Xmas in July is an ideal time to eat, drink and be merry at Evita se Perron in Darling, where Evita Bezuidenhout will make you forget you´re in South Africa in winter, just six months away from the festive season! It´s cold, cosy, unique and memorable, a Christmas tree with Tannie and all that is found in the Christmas stocking: scandal, hope, laughter and a sing‑a‑long. The limited season runs for four weekends, so book early to avoid disappointment.


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