Programme

We regret we cannot accommodate children under the age of 8
No cameras or cell phone cameras are allowed ie No photos or videos
Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron’s cancellation or non arrival
Please note: THE MANAGEMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO CANCEL SHOWS OR TO CHANGE SCHEDULED TIMES AT ITS SOLE DISCRETION
Unfortunately, breakfast in the restaurant is not available on days when there is a Pieter-Dirk Uys show at 14H00.  However, both the verandah and the garden are open to serve breakfast and other meals and drinks.

November 2017

Fri 24 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Sat 25 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
Sun 26 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info

December 2017

Sat 2 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
20:00 Mariette Loubser – Wanneer Trou Jy Bookings – R120 per person
Sun 3 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Fri 8 19:00 Doc MacLean – LIVE BookingsShow Info
Sat 9 14:00 PDU Unpowdered : The Echo of a Noise BookingsShow Info
Sun 10 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Thu 14 14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish! BookingsShow Info
Fri 15 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
20:00 Blomtrein BookingsShow Info
Sat 16 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
19:00 Evita’s Reconciliation Day BookingsShow Info
Sun 17 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Wed 20 14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree BookingsShow Info
Thu 21 14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree BookingsShow Info
Fri 22 14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree BookingsShow Info
20:00 Oldies but Goldies BookingsShow Info
Sat 23 14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree BookingsShow Info
Sun 24 14:00 Evita’s Xmas Tree BookingsShow Info
Wed 27 14:00 And then there was Madiba BookingsShow Info
Thu 28 14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish! BookingsShow Info
Fri 29 14:00 PDU Unpowdered : The Echo of a Noise BookingsShow Info
Sat 30 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
19:00 An Evening with Pieter-Dirk Uys BookingsShow Info
Sun 31 14:00 Evita’s Totsiens 2017 Bookings

January 2018

Sat 6 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
19:00 An Evening with Evita BookingsShow Info
Sun 7 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Sat 13 14:00 PDU Unpowdered-The Echo of a Noise BookingsShow Info
Sun 14 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Sat 20 14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish BookingsShow Info
Sun 21 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Sat 27 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
19:00 (Work in Progress) Bookings
Sun 28 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info

February 2018

Sat 3 14:00 PDU Unpowdered-The Echo of a Noise BookingsShow Info
19:00 (Work in Progress) Bookings
Sun 4 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Sat 10 14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish BookingsShow Info
19:00 (Work in Progress)  Bookings
Sun 11 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info

March 2018

Fri 9 19:00 The Puppet Guy Bookings – Tickets R120
Sat 10 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
19:00 The Puppet Guy Bookings – Tickets R120
Sun 11 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Fri 16 19:00 (Work in Progress) Bookings
Sat 17 14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish BookingsShow Info
19:00 Jenny & the Jameses Bookings
Sun 18 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Wed 21 14:00 Evita’s Human Rights BookingsShow Info
Sat 24 14:00 PDU Unpowdered-The Echo of a Noise BookingsShow Info
19:00 (Work in Progress) Bookings
Sun 25 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Sat 31 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info
19:00 An Evening with Evita BookingsShow Info

April 2018

Sun 1 14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish BookingsShow Info
19:00 (Work in Progress) Bookings
Mon 2 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Fri 27 14:00 Evita’s Freedom Day BookingsShow Info
Sat 28 14:00 An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish BookingsShow Info
Sun 29 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Mon 30 14:00 Adapt or Fly BookingsShow Info

May 2018

Tue 1 14:00 Evita’s Worker’s Day BookingsShow Info
Sun 6 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info
Sun 13 14:00 Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus BookingsShow Info

 

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

PDU Unpowdered:
The Echo of a Noise

Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and hints at the challenges ahead of making the impossible even more extraordinary.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

pdu-with-eish-characters-1-cropped-002An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk Eish

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos?
Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an unchartered future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices of the audience, might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

PERSVRYSTELLING BLOMTREIN [JAN BLOHM & NEIL NACHTREIN]  :  BLOMTREIN

Blomtrein bestaan uit Jan Blohm en Neil Nachtrein en stel September 2016 hulle debut album, Blomtrein, bekend.

Die album bestaan uit 10 akoestiese rock snitte, alles oorspronklike musiek en lirieke deur Jan Blohm en Neil Nachtrein.  Dit is eg Jan Blohm styl, maar ook uniek en besonders met die toevoeging van Neil Nachtrein.  Die album is opgeneem te Manley Studios in Pretoria.

Speellys :

Charlie
Plekke waar ons eens was
Sondagaand
My beminde
Dawid
Rodeo
Jy moet weet
Bere my
Wie dan nie?
Halleluja Cybill

Jan Blohm is geen onbekende in die Suid Afrikaanse musiekbedryf nie.  In 2002 het sy musiek begin aftrek kry en in 2004 het sy debuutalbum, Melkstraat Confessions, verskyn.  Sedertdien het Jan verskeie albums die lig laat sien wat groot treffers opgelewer het.  Jan het verskeie toekennings vir sy werk ontvang , soos in 2005 drie GMT-Toekennings vir 'Album van die Jaar', ‘Liedjie van die Jaar’ vir Breyten se brief en 'Beste Nuweling' van dieselfde jaar aangewys, asook verskeie Huisgenoot Tempo Toekennings, SAMA Toekennings en Vonk Afrikaanse Musiek Toekennings.

Jan Blohm is spitsvondig en selfs satiries, met komiese stekies wat mildelik uitgedeel word.

Neil Nachtrein is ‘n musiekdiamant van Fouriesburg in die Oos-Vrystaat.  Neil het ‘n eiesoortige, unieke musiekstyl, eenkant van die hoofstroommusiek en droom hy oor meer geleenthede waar juis sy musiek sal inpas en waardeer word.

Dit is onvermydelik dat Jan Blohm en Neil Nachtrein ‘n ideale kombinasie is.  Hulle tree reeds sedert 2015 saam op en het reeds tientalle gehore regoor die land bekoor.  Ongetwyfeld twee kunstenaars wat inspirasie ontlok.

"...this train is bound for glory..." - Woody Guthrie

Volg Blomtrein op sosiale media :

www.janblohm.co.za

Jan Blohm facebook bladsy

Neil Nachtrein facebook bladsy

Twitter :          @JanBlohm

                        @NeilNachtrein

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Reconciliation Day

The 16th of December was always a painful reminder of how wrong things had gone. It was an official celebration of segregation and separateness. Dingaan’s Day, Bloedrivier Dag, The Day of the Vow reminded a majority that the Vow was aimed against them. Today we reconcile. We have accepted the ‘mock’ in democracy and isolated the ‘con’ in reconciliation and yet in spite of all the doubts, South Africa can still look forward to a happy future and laugh together at the discomforts of the past. Join Tannie Evita as she reconciles yesterday with tomorrow by remembering it all today.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Xmas Tree

Wrap up our world with a smile
Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the chimney. Her reindeer do not soil the gravel path outside the fences of Evita se Perron and she does not sit in judgement of small children and their naughty acts of life. She also doesn=t give out presents to everyone. But her piano is groaning under the pile of gifts, tinsel, wrappings and secrets. Join Evita preparing for her ultimate Xmas, either in July or December and realise that to celebrate family, friends and yourself, you don’t really need an official reason. Every day at Evita se Perron is a holiday. Some of those can be Xmas as well.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Xmas Tree

Wrap up our world with a smile
Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the chimney. Her reindeer do not soil the gravel path outside the fences of Evita se Perron and she does not sit in judgement of small children and their naughty acts of life. She also doesn=t give out presents to everyone. But her piano is groaning under the pile of gifts, tinsel, wrappings and secrets. Join Evita preparing for her ultimate Xmas, either in July or December and realise that to celebrate family, friends and yourself, you don’t really need an official reason. Every day at Evita se Perron is a holiday. Some of those can be Xmas as well.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Xmas Tree

Wrap up our world with a smile
Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the chimney. Her reindeer do not soil the gravel path outside the fences of Evita se Perron and she does not sit in judgement of small children and their naughty acts of life. She also doesn=t give out presents to everyone. But her piano is groaning under the pile of gifts, tinsel, wrappings and secrets. Join Evita preparing for her ultimate Xmas, either in July or December and realise that to celebrate family, friends and yourself, you don’t really need an official reason. Every day at Evita se Perron is a holiday. Some of those can be Xmas as well.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

A MUSIC TRIBUTE with James Marias and Monique Cassells

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Xmas Tree

Wrap up our world with a smile
Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the chimney. Her reindeer do not soil the gravel path outside the fences of Evita se Perron and she does not sit in judgement of small children and their naughty acts of life. She also doesn=t give out presents to everyone. But her piano is groaning under the pile of gifts, tinsel, wrappings and secrets. Join Evita preparing for her ultimate Xmas, either in July or December and realise that to celebrate family, friends and yourself, you don’t really need an official reason. Every day at Evita se Perron is a holiday. Some of those can be Xmas as well.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Xmas Tree

Wrap up our world with a smile
Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the chimney. Her reindeer do not soil the gravel path outside the fences of Evita se Perron and she does not sit in judgement of small children and their naughty acts of life. She also doesn=t give out presents to everyone. But her piano is groaning under the pile of gifts, tinsel, wrappings and secrets. Join Evita preparing for her ultimate Xmas, either in July or December and realise that to celebrate family, friends and yourself, you don’t really need an official reason. Every day at Evita se Perron is a holiday. Some of those can be Xmas as well.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

And then there was Madiba

A reminder of the good news
Pieter‑Dirk Uys pays tribute to Nelson Mandela in a show filled with characters close to the former president B his prison warder, his wife Winnie, Desmond Tutu, PW Botha, FW de Klerk, Thabo Mbeki and Jacob Zuma B as well as stories of his friendship with Evita Bezuidenhout.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

pdu-with-eish-characters-1-cropped-002An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk Eish

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos?
Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an unchartered future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices of the audience, might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

PDU Unpowdered:
The Echo of a Noise

Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and hints at the challenges ahead of making the impossible even more extraordinary.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

An Evening with Pieter‑Dirk Uys

PDU uses the f‑word to fight fear. Fun. Come and join him and laugh at those who deserve to be laughed at!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

evita-sona-2016-largeAn Evening with Evita Bezuidenhout

A Command Performance with the most famous white woman in South Africa as she gives her State of the Nation address.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

PDU Unpowdered:
The Echo of a Noise

Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and hints at the challenges ahead of making the impossible even more extraordinary.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

pdu-with-eish-characters-1-cropped-002An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk Eish

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos?
Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an unchartered future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices of the audience, might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

PDU Unpowdered:
The Echo of a Noise

Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and hints at the challenges ahead of making the impossible even more extraordinary.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

pdu-with-eish-characters-1-cropped-002An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk Eish

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos?
Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an unchartered future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices of the audience, might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Human Rights

For many South Africans the Constitution that protects us all today also introduced a new awareness: we all have rights. We are not only human, we are also citizens of a nonracial, nonsexist (and sometimes nonsensical) democracy and are free to ask questions. Evita has been in politics all her life, often not through choice and that reflects so many of our lives today. Let us realize that politics is here today and gone tonight. It is our right to demand answers. It is our right to expect more from government. It is our right to laugh at the corrupt, the lazy, the careless and the arrogant in politics. Maybe they will go away!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

PDU Unpowdered:
The Echo of a Noise

Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and hints at the challenges ahead of making the impossible even more extraordinary.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

evita-sona-2016-largeAn Evening with Evita Bezuidenhout

A Command Performance with the most famous white woman in South Africa as she gives her State of the Nation address.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

pdu-with-eish-characters-1-cropped-002An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk Eish

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos?
Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an unchartered future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices of the audience, might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Freedom Day

Tannie Evita focuses on freedom and reminds us of where we come from so we can celebrate where we are going.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

pdu-with-eish-characters-1-cropped-002An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk Eish

Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos?
Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an unchartered future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices of the audience, might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

adapt-or-flyAdapt or Fly

From DF Malan to JG Zuma It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema's recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that 'all cowards can go if they can't take the future here'. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It's even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Evita’s Workers’ Day

On 1 May most workers in South Africa are not working because it is Workers’ Day. It seems the only one working is Evita Bezuidenhout!

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Booking Details

To book a show at Evita se Perron, please call Beryl on: 022 492 3930 or email her at bookings@evita.co.za

Tickets are not refundable in the event of a patron's cancellation or non arrival.

Tickets for Tannie Evita's and Pieter‑Dirk Uys's performances cost R165 per person.

Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus

Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.