Never too Naked
has Bambi sharing the experience of leaving South Africa in the late 1950s, finding freedom in the sex underworld of Vienna, marrying an aristocrat who turned out to be a Nazi. Her 'Bedtime Stories' reflect the uncomfortable comparisons of her new life with her old existence, leading to her escape from the marriage of horror to become one of Europe's most famous grand horizontals. In this time of #MeToo, Bambi shows a rare celebration of her freedom to choose the world of sex and not be forced into it.
Ouma Ossewania praat Vuil (In Afrikaans)
Daar is drie Poggenpoels in Pieter-Dirk Uys se lewe: Evita Bezuidenhout gebore Evangelie Poggenpoel in 1935, haar suster Bambi Kellermann gebore Sarie Baby Poggenpoel in 1938, en Ouma Ossewania Kakebenia Poggenpoel gebore tydens die Boere Oorlog en moeder van die twee legendes. Ouma Ossewania praat Vuil is ‘n ander soort storie. Die ou tannie, Ouma Ossewania, nou oor die 100 jaar oud, sit en wag vir haar beroemde dogter, Evita. Sy kyk terug op haar lewe met woede. Sy het geglo apartheid was ‘n gawe van die Allerhoogste and nou vind sy uit dat dit nie so was nie. Syt haar lewe gemors op ‘n leuen. Nou is dit te laat om met die tuinjong te slaap. Of is dit? Die tuinjong is nou burgermeester! Ouma Ossewania gebruik haar geliefde Afrikaanse taal met passie en sonder verskonings. Ek vloek nooit as ek praat nie. Net as ek dink. Soos nou is haar verduideliking.
Kom sien haar voor sy vrek!
Adapt or Fly
From DF Malan to JG Zuma
It is 30 years since Pieter‑Dirk Uys started his total onslaught on politics with Adapt or Dye in 1981. Everything has changed so radically that some issues have become the same! Julius Malema’s recent outbursts have led to some citizens enquiring about emigration. An ANC spokesman added fuel to the fire by suggesting that ‘all cowards can go if they can’t take the future here’. Adapt or Fly! 1981 and today rollick hand‑in‑hand through the ups and downs of South African politics. It’s even funnier now, while it also still chills to the bone.
An Audience with Pieter‑Dirk EISH!
Pick-a-Box or Kies-n-Doos?
Meet those in our Rainbow Nation who will help us laugh at our fear of an unchartered future. Pieter‑Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, an orgy of laughing at sacred cows, an embrace of being in a relatively healthy young democracy. Come and enjoy it all while it lasts. Every box holds a familiar secret! Every laugh is truly South African! A different show each time, depending on the choices of the audience, might force future thought‑police to buy tickets for each show, just in case a State Secret is let out of a box!us roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.
An Evening with Evita Bezuidenhout
A Command Performance with the most famous white woman in South Africa as she gives her State of the Nation address.
An Evening with Pieter‑Dirk Uys
PDU uses the f‑word to fight fear. Fun. Come and join him and laugh at those who deserve to be laughed at!
And then there was Madiba
A reminder of the good news
Pieter‑Dirk Uys pays tribute to Nelson Mandela in a show filled with characters close to the former president B his prison warder, his wife Winnie, Desmond Tutu, PW Botha, FW de Klerk, Thabo Mbeki and Jacob Zuma B as well as stories of his friendship with Evita Bezuidenhout.
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
Our history as it should have been
A revisionist look at the history of white South Africa, from the arrival in 1652 of the Cactus of Separate Development on the Drommedaris, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 Election and the arrival of the National Party and official apartheid, through the birth of democracy and the reality of today. Tannie Evita, in English, takes you on a journey, a hilarious roller‑coaster ride to freedom of expression.
The Echo of a Noise
Now in his 71st year, Pieter‑Dirk Uys looks back on a life fully lived and hints at the challenges ahead of making the impossible even more extraordinary.
Evita’s Freedom Day
Tannie Evita focuses on freedom and reminds us of where we come from so we can celebrate where we are going.
Evita’s Human Rights
For many South Africans the Constitution that protects us all today also introduced a new awareness: we all have rights. We are not only human, we are also citizens of a nonracial, nonsexist (and sometimes nonsensical) democracy and are free to ask questions. Evita has been in politics all her life, often not through choice and that reflects so many of our lives today. Let us realize that politics is here today and gone tonight. It is our right to demand answers. It is our right to expect more from government. It is our right to laugh at the corrupt, the lazy, the careless and the arrogant in politics. Maybe they will go away!
Evita’s Reconciliation Day
The 16th of December was always a painful reminder of how wrong things had gone. It was an official celebration of segregation and separateness. Dingaan’s Day, Bloedrivier Dag, The Day of the Vow reminded a majority that the Vow was aimed against them. Today we reconcile. We have accepted the ‘mock’ in democracy and isolated the ‘con’ in reconciliation and yet in spite of all the doubts, South Africa can still look forward to a happy future and laugh together at the discomforts of the past. Join Tannie Evita as she reconciles yesterday with tomorrow by remembering it all today.
Evita’s Workers’ Day
On 1 May most workers in South Africa are not working because it is Workers’ Day. It seems the only one working is Evita Bezuidenhout!
Evita’s Xmas Tree
Wrap up our world with a smile
Tannie does not have a big white beard or come down the chimney. Her reindeer do not soil the gravel path outside the fences of Evita se Perron and she does not sit in judgement of small children and their naughty acts of life. She also doesn=t give out presents to everyone. But her piano is groaning under the pile of gifts, tinsel, wrappings and secrets. Join Evita preparing for her ultimate Xmas, either in July or December and realise that to celebrate family, friends and yourself, you don’t really need an official reason. Every day at Evita se Perron is a holiday. Some of those can be Xmas as well.
Swartland Spring with Tannie Evita
Darling and the Swartland are blessed with over one thousand species of wild flowers that are not found anywhere else in the world. Why? Because the Ice Age never came to Darling. (The National Party came to Darling, but never the Ice Age!) So come and smell the flowers of hope, sneeze away the pollen of fears and make this visit to Evita se Perron a celebration of another Spring with Tannie Evita.
Xmas in July
Xmas in July is an ideal time to eat, drink and be merry at Evita se Perron in Darling, where Evita Bezuidenhout will make you forget you´re in South Africa in winter, just six months away from the festive season! It´s cold, cosy, unique and memorable B a Christmas tree with Tannie and all that is found in the Christmas stocking B scandal, hope, laughter and a sing‑a‑long. The limited season runs for four weekends, so book early to avoid disappointment.
Evita se Perron is making some minor changes to bring the timetables for Theatre Shows and Restaurant Service into line with the Seasons and to simplify Theatre times.
This information is reflected on the Evita se Perron website.
- Winter is designated as 1st May to 31st August
- Summer is designated as 1st September to 30th April
- Lunchtime shows all year – The doors (Bar and Restaurant) will open at 12h00; the Show will start at 14h00
- Evening Shows
- Winter – The doors (Bar and Restaurant) will open at 18h00; the Show will start at 19h00
- Summer – The doors (Bar and Restaurant) will open at 18h00; the Show will start at 20h00
Pieter-Dirk Uys and Evita
- Lunchtime Shows all year – 14h00
- Evening Shows all year – 19h00
IMPORTANT NOTICE. If the time varies between the Poster and this notice please take this notice as correct. Over the next few days we will be verifying all the posters that we receive and updating any if necessary.
Please note that the new Bookings telephone number is 022.492.2831