CURRENT SHOWS @ EVITA SE PERRON
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An Audience with Pieter-Dirk Eish!
21 March; 21 & 27 April
Pieter-Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, laughing at sacred cows. He presents 10 numbered boxes. The audience will choose a number and out of that box will appear a familiar character, a typical situation or a famous politically incorrect, democratically elected politician. Like a ‘Pic-a-Box’/ Kies-‘n-Doos’! Come and take your pick: something old, something new, something shocking… all for you!
Evita@89
1, 15, 22, 29 March; 12, 19, 26 April; 3, 17, 24, 31 May
The most famous white woman in South Africa is now 89, always 10 years older than her imposter. She has been in the public domain since 1981 when she, as South African ambassador to Bapetikosweti, caught the public’s ear and eye. She has experienced the dramas of the National Party’s chalk becoming the ANC’s cheese. Now in her Luthuli House kitchen, Tannie Evita shares her opinions of 30 years of ANC rule. She doesn’t need a crystal ball to see what is happening to South Africa. The future of our country is certain; it’s just the past that’s unpredictable. Evita will prove that once again, as she brings needed humour into our present democratic wilderness.
Tannie Evita Praat Kaktus
2, 16, 23, 30 March; 13, 20, 28 April; 4, 18, 25 May
As it should have been: Tannie Evita’s revisionist history of white South Africa — starting with the arrival in 1652 of the Kaktus of Separate Development, through the Great Trek, Blood River and the 1948 National Party victory and then through apartheid into the Rainbow Nation and the reality of today’s GNU! Mrs Bezuidenhout (in English) takes you on your journey, a hilarious roller-coaster ride to freedom of expression.
About Evita Bezuidenhout
Evita Bezuidenhout made her stage debut in Pieter-Dirk Uys’s first one-man show, Adapt or Dye, in 1981. In the mid-1980s, she was appointed the South African ambassador to the independent black homeland republic of Bapetikosweti. In 1994, Nelson Mandela invited her to cook for him and oversee his kitchen, and after joining the ANC in 2012, she took over supervising the catering at Luthuli House and Parliament. Today she is acclaimed as the most famous white woman in South Africa, as South Africa’s beloved favourite tannie, and as the Gogo of the Nation.
